Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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