he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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