Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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