they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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