You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Success! We fucked roommates!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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