Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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