bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
