what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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