I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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