Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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