Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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