I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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