we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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