Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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