Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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