Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think my vagina is haunted
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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