that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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