Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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