I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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