so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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