NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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