I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
that is very illegal...i love you.
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