Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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