He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
time to smoke my breakfast
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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