We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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