I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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