he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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