Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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