what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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