I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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