I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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