Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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