Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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