just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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