She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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