So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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