they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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