So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So gin and wine won't be happening again
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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