so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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