I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I looked at my own cervix.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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