I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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