There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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