? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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