if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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