2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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