Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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