im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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