What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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