Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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