I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
it's like heaven, but drunker
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.