Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.