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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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How come?

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Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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(312): You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on (384): How come? (312): Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message http://tfl.nu/r9u6

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(541): View more from Oregon

So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap

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(541): So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap http://tfl.nu/9u2o

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(423): View more from Tennessee

If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(423): If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom http://tfl.nu/66s8

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(850): View more from Florida

We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.

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(850): We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself. http://tfl.nu/yba7

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(519): View more from Ontario

DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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(519): DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS. http://tfl.nu/77gw

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(919): View more from North Carolina

For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.

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(919): For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/ot7o

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(970): View more from Colorado

I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.

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Soup is delicious

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(970): I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup. (1-970): Soup is delicious http://tfl.nu/y0l8

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(845): View more from New York

I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that

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(845): I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that http://tfl.nu/j3rv

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(678): View more from Georgia

This is the weirdest negotiation ever.

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This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

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(678): This is the weirdest negotiation ever. (814): This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue. http://tfl.nu/rt97

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(905): View more from Ontario

threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.

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(905): threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month. http://tfl.nu/vbvn

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(330): View more from Ohio

The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.

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(330): The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk. http://tfl.nu/09ej

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...

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(615): I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own... http://tfl.nu/6vth

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(716): View more from New York

Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank

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(716): Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank http://tfl.nu/v8v3

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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?

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(773): My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean? http://tfl.nu/y06u

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