I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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