I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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