problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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