he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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