so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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