i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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