My underwear smells like fireworks.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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