sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I love you.
Bad choice
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