My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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