Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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